your wife just called and said it's ok to let you look at things as long as you don't break them

and if you’re quiet and well-behaved, she said we could untie the leash.

karen and i were walking around downtown and saw this sign in a storefront and did the angry feminist double take.

at her suggestion i am posting about it, but i don’t even know what to say. that sign better be at least 50 years old because damn. DAMN.

i wanna go in there now, find something relatively expensive, get the deal set up, get on the phone for a minute, let my face drop and hang up and be like “actually …….. he says I can’t buy that yet and that i have to go home and have sex with him now… actually, his exact words were that i can only swipe his credit card if the other hand is pushing a stroller with his new baby son in it. can we put this on hold?”

things i like a lot: brie and toast, rock of ages by def leppard (actually all of pyromania pretty much kicks ASS), school of rock, quentin tarantino movies

things i do not like a lot: fruit flies getting smarter and faster. what the hell.

this is awesome.